My Favourite Jokes: A Continuing Highly Offensive Compendium

It is critical to note that these jokes are mostly highly offensive. I reject the premise that anything, except punching down, should be censored in the context of humour. Humour represents a critical safety valve for individuals

2025/12/06; “The Bible says to not cover thy neighbor’s wife – it says nothing about covering your neighbor’s tight asshole.” – Norm MacDonald

2025/12/12: “Barbara Walters announced that she’s retiring from ‘The View.” Actually, she announced it five years ago but no one could hear her over those yammering bitches.” – Andy Dick

2025/12/12/: “My aunt turned her house into a bed-and-breakfast. I guess she thought there weren’t enough strangers fucking in her house.” -Andy Dick

2025/12/14: “I think a good job for Jesus Christ would be visiting lecturer.” – Sarah Silverman

2025:/12/14: “A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside him, and as fate would have it, eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out ‘business trip or pleasure?’ She turned and smiled, and said ‘business – I’m going to the annual nymphomaniacs of America convention in Boston.’ He swallowed hard. She was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked ‘what’s your business at this convention?’ ‘Lecture, I use the information I’ve learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.’ ‘Really?’ he said, ‘what kinds of myths are there?’ ‘Well, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men. When it is in fact, the Native-American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchman are the best lovers when it is actually men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck.’ Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, and blushed. ‘I’m sorry,’ she said ‘I shouldn’t really be discussing all this with you – I don’t even know your name.’ ‘Tonto,’ the man said. ‘Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.’”